Pros
- Coffee is delivered each morning by mules from Tijuana (not necessarily animals, but could be if Carlos is out sick). - Ceiling is mostly finished being built. - No shoes or shirt required during mandatory showers. - Downstairs basement is haunted, but by a friendly ghost, so that's nice. - No working on weekends unless federal agents are swarming the building first thing Monday morning. - Lots of motivational posters. Upwards of 40,000. - The petty cash safe is stuck open, so there is a take a thousand leave a thousand policy. - The whole 4th floor marketing staff is made up of retired Hooters girls. Time has been kind to a few. - No security, but everyone is allowed a weapon of choice under 15 pounds.
Kontras
- Working with Carl. - Tons of fraud. Like an unnecessary amount of fraud.