Pros
You’ll always be approved for overtime.
You’ll love biohazard sterilization, it never ends, especially when the other labs autoclave goes down.
Media in a bag.
Telling your boss to shut up.
This place will make you want to smoke after you quit smoking.
Ordering drinks for the lab as a morale booster and having your boss order food with his drink (says he’ll pay you back, he doesn’t)
Lots of impromptu dance parties.
Work faster.
10 scoop coffee (iykyk)
Kontras
Having to tell your boss to shut up.
Breakfast sandwiches and donuts on Saturday, sounds great at first, but then you realize that’s where your bonus is going.
Pizza parties (from Little Cesars)
Must know military time or else you’ll freak out.
Quarterly company “BBQs” if you’re on the night shift pack a lunch bc all you’ll be left w/ is stale bread