Pros
- You get a pay check every two weeks - competitive salary compared to McDonalds - They provide a bathroom which they occasionally clean - 1970s chairs and lots of 'retro' looks throughout the office - Sweastshop experience will help you in your next career move - a lucrative career move - Very fun co-workers whose only ambition is to sit in a chair and get 'bigger' - Beautiful accents of foreign managers who berate subordinates if they do not - Career growth is awesome; stay for 20 years and you MIGHT be able to get promoted
Kontras
- CEO cares about you and wants to give you a generous pay raise of 0-1% every two years - CEO cares about training and will throw hissy fits at the thought of bettering his employees because 'they might leave' - CTO and HR are married - total objectivity in the case of any conflicts - Everyone loves each other and cares about each other's welfare - Lots of diversity of white people - some from Texas, Texas, and Texas.