If you hate Opposite Day...you're in trouble.
When they say things are GREAT! Remember, it's Opposite Day!
When they tell you that they are a technology company, that the leadership cares, that their HR Department is so great that they renamed it "GREAT TEAMS!", that you will be a part of something wonderful...remember...it's Opposite Day.
When you see people that barely work being promoted as the ones that kill themselves with only the company's best interest at heart stay behind, this should make sense to you...because it's Opposite Day.
When they promise you commissions, when they give you a job description and promise you growth potential, when they tell you what the company's goals and capabilities are...remember...well, you get it right?