Pros
Real nice commode in the break room. Have handles on the loo for when demonic Taco Bell food flies through your nither region. Plenty of reading material and tp for your bunghole. Personally I only clean enough doody to prevent the squishies. Then I saunter over to the lunch room and release the remnants of recycled bean juice from the Hershey highway. They don’t have soap or paper towels so I try to get the runny brown crap off my hands by using the paper bags in the refrigerator.
Kontras
Lots of cons work here. Don’t drop the soap in front of them or next thing you know Bobs your uncle. Another reason why I leave myself dirty trying to deter some turd burglary.